Anthea Turner - Perfect Housewife?

For those of you suffering from Anthea Tuner withdrawal symptoms, be comforted.

The self-proclaimed Perfect Housewife is launching her new book, imaginatively entitled How to Be The Perfect Housewife.

She is also releasing the complete series one 'The Perfect Housewife' on DVD.

The two releases are set to brighten up the lives and apparently grotty little homes of the domestically challenged across the UK this spring.

"By organising your house efficiently, you'll spend less time being frustrated by the things you can't find and more time enjoying the things you can," spouts the Queen of Clean, benevolently.

But it's not all friendly advice; the DVD series apparently features "tough love from Anthea" to "the hapless homemakers". Be prepared to feel her wrath. 

The professional home-wrecker - sorry, maker! - has often imparted her wisdom to mere mortals; let us not forget Anthea Turner Body Basics (1996) and Anthea Turner: Tone, Lift And Condition: The Inch Buster (1999).

Buying her complete back catalogue, then, will probably make you the most eligible prospective partner in the UK.

As far as lonely, desperate consumers of crap telly go, that is.

The DVD of Perfect Housewife, Series One, will be released on 19th March.

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[abhishek]

HERE IT IS!!