Pizza parlour penis horror

Surgeons at St Thomas's Hospital in London are battling to save the penis of a man after he chopped it off in a pizza restaurant.

A deranged 35-year-old Polish man jumped onto a table at Zizzi's on The Strand on Sunday evening, a restaurant popular with gay diners.

He then hacked off his penis with a knife he had nicked from the kitchen.

Whatever is the world coming to?

Stuart McMahon, a sales rep who was in the restaurant, told National News:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

Police stormed into the restaurant, sprayed the man (who has not yet been identified) with CS spray and scrambled around on the floor looking for his missing appendage. 

Several witnesses were treated for shock after witnessing the bizarre incident.

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: "He was taken to a south London hospital in a stable condition."

Surgeons tried to re-attach his penis yesterday, but have not confirmed whether or not it was a success. 

This is the first time penis re-attachment surgery has been attempted in the UK.

Comments

[Boypolar]

They apparently failed to re-attach it. I wonder what happens to him now - presumably he will have to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life?

[nmd]

Apprarently he was a Polish guy called Ivor Nobov!