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May 31, 2007

Beth Ditto: Blame gay men for skinny ladies

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Nascent lesbian icon and this month's NME cover star Beth Ditto has said that gay men who work on the fashion industry are totally to blame for the pressure on women to be thin.

Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip, said that Kate Moss was totally not to blame and is very understanding of what it is like to be a bigger girl.

"If there's anyone to blame for size zero, it's not women. Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry and want these women as dolls," Ditto told NME.

"Men don't know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way. The Beckhams are part of the machine, Paris Hilton is part of the machine."

Ditto is from Arkansas.

On Kate of Moss, she commented:

"I spent one night talking to Kate Moss and she said the most amazing things about bodies. I didn't think I was going to like her, but she said, 'Do you know what I hate, Beth? When people tell my big girlfriends, 'You have a beautiful face…' That's a really radical concept."

Discuss.


photo? its by the real janelle@flickr.com actually!

Any Dream Will Do peer voted for gay adoption

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Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber will reveal on the Graham Norton Show this evening that he defied the Conservative whip to vote in favour of allowing gay adoption.

The musical impresario, currently starring in BBC1 camp-fest Any Dream Will Do, tells Graham:

"I got into trouble in the House of Lords because I voted in favour of gay adoption of children. I think it's a very serious point."

Lloyd Webber was the last peer to be created by John Major. Considering he has only turned up to vote 1.1% of the time, his positive endorsement of gay parenting is extra special.

photo: BBC Publicity

May 30, 2007

Oh my God! Hideous Big Brother sisters

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Amanda and her twin (below) Sam, who were first into the Big Brother house, seem like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie wannabes.
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They may appeal to the gay community but our immediate reaction was "bugger off you D-list wannabes."

Meanwhile, celeb clinger on, Charley, seemed to immediately annoy the audience.
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Tracey looks odd but funny.

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Lesley looks a little too intelligent to be joining this bunch of women

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More later if we can stomach it especially if any lesbians appear in what's been dubbed Big Sister.

(Photos: Channel 4 Press & Publicity)

Lindsay Lohan - drunk is a medical matter

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Now that Lindsay Lohan’s stay at Malibu’s Promises rehab centre has been confirmed by In Touch Weekly, a publicist for the 20-year-old starlet has issued a statement on the actress' behalf.

 

"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. (Monday)

"Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."

 

Lohan admitted herself to rehab just 72 hours after she crashed her car into a Beverly Hills sidewalk.

She was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and police reported they found what they claim to be a “usable amount” of cocaine in Lohan’s car at the scene of the accident.

 

Lohan was driven to a local hospital in another car after her Mercedes SL-65 crashed on Sunset Blvd. at 5:30 Saturday morning.

According to the Associated Press, Lohan was treated for minor bruises and submitted to a blood test.

 

Authorities have yet to reveal Lohan’s blood alcohol level and have only said that the cocaine found in her car was not on her person.

 

Lohan was photographed in the wee hours of Monday morning slumped into the passenger seat of her SUV just outside LA's Roosevelt Hotel.

According to onlookers, Lohan collapsed in a heap just outside the club at 4:30 am and was helped into her car by club security.

 

A close friend of Lohan’s told In Touch that Lindsay is going to rehab willingly after finally admitting to herself she has a problem.

 

Over the weekend, Hollywood stars weighed in on Lohan’s arrest.

Lohan’s just out of jail father blamed his daughter’s partying on her falling in with the wrong crowd.

 

According to various sources, Lohan was scheduled to begin shooting a movie with Shirley MacLaine later this week. A source told the site Lohan will commute between the film set and rehab.

 

But another source says Lohan won’t be allowed to leave Promises for at least 30 days and that Lohan isn’t even confirmed to star in the film.

 

Prior to entering rehab, Lohan issued a statement that she was dropping out of several committed forthcoming film roles to focus on herself.

   



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Some people in Bermuda love gays

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A delightful woman called Michele Lawrence has contacted PinkNews.co.uk with pictures of a mini-demonstration she and her daugher arranged in support of gay tourists visiting her home of Bermuda.

"After the Rosie O'Donnell-sponsored (gay family) cruise pulled out of a proposed stop in Bermuda several weeks ago because the churches had threatened to demonstrate against them, my daughter Freya was outraged enough to start a group on Facebook to discuss it," she writes.

"There was a story in a local newspaper saying a small group of gay travellers with the tour group Pied Piper would be arriving last weekend and I suggested, somewhat in jest, that we should go out and stage an anti-protest protest.

"I then forgot all about it until last Thursday, when Freya said, "well, are we going to do it?" So we decided to, had a great time doing it, met some nice people and made a small gesture that made us feel like we were doing something to help convince people that not everyone in Bermuda agrees with the churches."

God bless you madam!

May 29, 2007

Violet to be first Street lesbian?

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Coronation Street bosses have revealed that they may turn Violet Wilson into the street's first lesbian.

According to Corrieblog.tv, script writer Damon Rochefort said: “We do talk about the lesbian question a lot. We have talked about introducing a character, and thought about it a lot with the Violet Wilson character for a long time."

Barmaid Violet, who is played by Jenny Platt, has been unlucky in love with both evil Charlie Stubbs and the none-too-bright Jason Grimshaw. 

And who could forget her unwitting love triangle with mum-lover Jamie Baldwin?

Here's hoping Violet can find some lady love and be happy at last.

May 26, 2007

Craig Chalmers kicked out of Any Dream Will Do, Ben Ellis saved

Jason Donovan look-a-like, Craig Chalmers, lost his battle to become the next Joseph in Any Dream Will Do, was given the boot by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.

He sung his little heart out and we're sure he's got a great career ahead of him.
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Lewis Bradley, who looks a lot like Boni from Trap Door avoided the sing off entirely.

Our favourite, Ben Ellis was saved by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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May 25, 2007

National Shed Week excites the gays

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Got a shed? Got a life?

If you answered 'yes' and then 'no', this is the competition for you.

Top read The Shed magazine and online hub of communication ReaderSheds.co.uk will mark the first ever National Shed Week (2nd-9th July) with a competition for the nation's favourite, um, shed.

There are even different heats for all the sheds. This competition is necessary, apparently,  because in the words of Uncle Wilco from ReaderSheds.co.uk "Every shed is unique."

Top prizes include a shed. A designer one.

Fun polls include your favourite celebrities - that you'd like to show your shed to.


Anyone else sensing a pattern here?

If you'd like to enter your shed, register it on www.shedoftheyear.co.uk by 25th June.
For more shed-tastic news, visit www.shedweek.co.uk


photo: wili_hybrid@flickr.com

May 24, 2007

Chicken has spontaneous sex change

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A chicken (that is, an actual animal, not a young gay man) has startled scientists by undergoing a natural sex change.

The bird, currently living in India, was laying eggs until recently, but then grew a rooster's comb - that's the bit at the top.

A government vet has confirmed the change, with villagers in Kamat-Chengrabanda, Bengal,  declaring it a miracle.

"Every once in a while you hear a story about a hen that changed into a cock. Such stories are often met with scepticism, but sex reversals do, in fact, occur, although not very frequently,”  vet Partha Sarathi Ghose told AP.

photo: A rooster yesterday.
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May 23, 2007

WAG wannabe threatens to go gay

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Role model for troubled youth Danielle Lloyd has demonstrated an admirable understanding of the nature of human sexuality in her latest comments to the gentlemen of the press.

Ms Lloyd is notoriously publicity-shy, but cunning journalists managed to coax a few words out of her on the topic of her failed relationships.

The 23-year-old, who was previously linked with 41-year-old former footie ball player Terry Sherringham, has of late been dating another sports star, "Charlton ace" Macrus Bent, 29.

While these liaisons might have led one to assume that Ms Lloyd is heterosexual, it seems that on the strange planet she inhabits such matters not so clear cut.

She told the UK's paper of record, the Daily Star, that she might "become" a lesbian.

Talk us through how one "becomes" a lesbian?

Is it a similar process to "becoming" a low rent trashy Z-list embarrassment?

So, an appearance on Big Brother, a couple of boob jobs, "relationships" only with men who can be easily identified by paparazzi and tabloid audiences -  and a good old dollop of confessional stories leaked to said tabs?

Makes you proud to be British.

BTW, if you want a laugh, check out Danielle's myspace page
The blog is particularly amusing!

This is our favourite entry:

Sunday, April 15, 2007

 

I'M GOING IN HOSPITAL

Hi Everyone, well you may have read in the papers today that I am having a 3rd Boob Job! this is incorrect I am having a lump removed from my breast and they will have to replace my implants from my 1st Boob Job to remove the lump! so please send me your support I won't be online for a while as I have to rest for 2 weeks, but I may get my mum to come on for me and let you know how I am.  She is staying with me for a while to make sure I do everything I should and make sure I don't do anything I should'nt.

Danielle xx

 

May 22, 2007

Top Brit gay flick out on DVD

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16th July 2007
. Write it down.

That is the day British film thriller The Fruit Machine will be released by Network on DVD format for the very first time. 

This original, harrowing and powerful movie has been described as one of the best gay films ever made anywhere, but this one happens to be British. It stars Emile Charles,  little brother of Red Dwarf star Craig Charles. 

Directed by BAFTA-winner Philip Saville (The Life and Loves of a She-Devil), The Fruit Machine tells the story of two adventurous gay teens who go on the run from the bleak and dismal reality of 1980’s Liverpool, only to find themselves in the strange and fantastical world of transvestite nightclub The Fruit Machine.

There they witness the brutal gangland murder of transvestite hostess Annabelle, played by Robbie Coltane (Cracker), forcing the pair to run from both an underworld assassin and the police. Alone and in fear of their lives, the youths find themselves in Brighton, thrown into the arms of a gay opera singer and his manipulative manager.

Seriously, we cannot recommend this movie to you highly enough!!

 

Scissor Sister pinches Noel's cheek

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Scissor Sister Ana Matronic has made up with grotty rockers Noel and Liam Gallagher after they said that her disco band was "for squares."

In an interview with Metro newspaper, desperate-for-attention Ana said: 

"I marched straight up to Noel Gallagher, pinched him on the cheek and gave him a big hug.

"If someone says something bad about Scissor Sisters I don't engage them in an argument but try to kill them with kindness and make them love me.

"Noel referred to me as a 'top bird'... He was very nice, as was Liam."

Now who's the square?

Ana, who founded trans club Knockoff in San Francisco, also revealed that Paul McCartney asked her for her autograph at Live8. 

She said it was "mind-blowing for a Beatle to be asking me for my autograph."

Even if it was just Macca.

Graham Norton's Queenie joke

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BAFTA host G Norton - worth every penny of the £143 million the BBC paid for him.

The 44-year-old Irish citizen had the awards ceremony audience rolling in the aisles with a gag about HM Queen Elizabeth - but the Beeb cut it from their broadcast!

Referencing the nomination of C4 hit show Ugly Betty in the Best International show category, he said:

"It’s not just Prince Philip who spends the evening looking at Ugly Betty."

How rude?

photo: Channel 4. (The one of UB obviously, not Her Maj)

May 20, 2007

Norton uses BAFTAs to make gay digg

At the BAFTA  ceremony held at the London Palladium was hosted by gay comedian Graham Norton. He made a dig at rival talent show host David Gest saying: "How gay am I? And I never married Liza Minelli."

A full list of winners here

May 19, 2007

Any Dream Will Do- the bitch edition

As much as we hate to say it, we were rather disappointed that Lewis Bradley was saved by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber on tonight's Any Dream Will Do. There's something just not right about him even though he has a great little voice.
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He might look like a skeleton but he lives on.

Buff actor Daniel Boys was kicked out. The gays round at tonight's PinkNews.co.uk  blogger's house were rather sad to see him go, but loved seeing him in a vest.
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While we're being bitches, hasn't Graham Norton aged? Compare him on the tv to his official photographs. Does anyone spy Photoshop?

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Any Dream Will Do- no straighteners this week

Lewis Bradley, one of the contestants on Any Dream Will Do listened to our advice and stopped using his hair straighteners.

Andrew Lloyd Webber even said: "your hair looks much better this week!"
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But we realised Lewis looks a little like Boni the skeleton from Trap Door. What do you think?

May 18, 2007

Find Madeleine website receives 50 million hits in one day

Apologises for interrupting the blog merriness....

The website set-up to find the missing four-year-old Madeleine McCann has received more than 50 million visits in just 24 hours, say organisers.

Madeleine has been missing for 15 day after she was apparently snatched from her parents' holiday home in the Portuguese resort of Praia da Luz. Portuguese police have named one man, 33-year-old Robert Murat as a suspect but he has inssted his innocence.

The findmadeleine.com site aims to keep the missing child in the public concious.

PinkNews.co.uk like most other news organisations has decided to therefore publish the following appeal.

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The dangers of children in public places

Gays on chat website Thingbox have been avidly watching this video.

Not sure why it's relevant to the LGBT community other than it shows the dangers of reproduction and why break dancing isn't something many queens do.

Don't hit play unless you really want to.

 

Paris gives up on jail appeal

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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger claimed he was too busy to review her case and desperate attempts by lawyers for a last minute appeal have proven unsuccessful.

So what’s an heiress facing three weeks up the river to do? Pack her bags and hope for the best.

A statement obtained by TMZ.com revealed this morning that Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal and is ready to face the music—in this case, 23 days behind bars for violation of her probation.   

The heiress, sometimes actress and occasional singer has been burning the midnight oil with her lawyers in an attempt to get her sentence overturned—she claims out of fear for her life.

But with her time reduced from 45 days and the promise she’ll be held in a celebrity cell away from the general prison population, according to Hilton’s people, the 26-year-old socialite has realised this is the best she can hope for.

Hilton’s legal troubles have been the subject of mass media attention for the past several weeks, even prompting Aaron Spelling’s widow Candy to write an open letter urging Hilton to accept her punishment and use the time to find the real Paris.   

According to TMZ.com, Hilton is expected to start serving her sentence before June 5.

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Gay wedding on Big Brother?

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Real TV, real gays.

Stephen Ireland and James Joell, a Hampshire couple, have been named as contestants for the next series of Big Brother, starting on 30th May.

Why were they chosen? Well, they're gays, for starters. Diversity. Nice.

Reason number two - they are apparently a "comedy duo". Funny gays, even better!

Not like those irritating whiney fags that let silly things like integrity get in the way of a cheap laugh. 

And reason number three?

They're prepared to take part in the biggest freak show ever to grace the BB cameras - to get married on telly!

Yes, it's true. Ireland's uncle John Chilvers told ThisIsHampshire.net:

"They told BB bosses they were prepared to do anything on TV, even get married."

BB has a long history of promoting real live homosexualists on TV. Let's not forget Kitten in 2004 - an anarchist, vegetarian, activist lesbian in a sailor suit.

It was good to see that the producers of the show had chosen a down-to-earth example of the real lesbian community, rather than a stereotypical man-hating caricature.

"Big Brother House, this is Davina. You are live on national television. Please do not swear."

Or set the gay community back another 20 years!   

May 17, 2007

"So you're a movie star and I'm Elton's wife"

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Think back to your school days. All those peeps you were there with - what became of them all?

Depends what sort of school you went to. Obviously all my peers are now  international bankers, justice-seeking lawyers and engaged in other professions too boring to go into.

Perhaps your former school chums work in chip shops or other working class industries. I don't know and frankly it's not that vital to the story.

So anyway, there is Mike Myers, he of the rubbish Scots accent and midly amusing comedy franchise, lolling around at some post-Oscars Hollywood do.

We ALL know how tedious they can be.

Anyway, so over comes wig enthusiast and singer Elton John.

"Hello" says Elt. "Hello" says Mike.

"There's somebody I want you to meet." says Elt.  "You're going to be very surprised."

We will let Mike tell the rest, as its his story, and as we totally saw it on contactmusic.com:

"And then I see this guy, and this guy looks exactly like my friend from Canada, this friend of mine named Dave Furnish. Then all of a sudden it was like, 'I want you to meet my boyfriend David.'

"He was in my high school. I couldn't believe it, it was so weird. So Dave goes, 'I guess the whole time in high school you didn't know I was gay.' I said, 'I had no idea.' "

So think on. 20 years from now you could be at some posh do and up might pop Will Young or that nice Mika person and for all you know they could be going out with someone you went to school with.

Small world indeed.

Note: Mika might actually be into chicks.

Cruising for a sequel

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Renowned heterosexual Tom Cruise is to produce a sequel to a gay film classic.

The Birdcage stars a very hairy Robin Williams and a screamingly camp Nathan Lane as a homo couple to pretend to be straight when they meet their son's in-laws for the first time. Not seen it? Go out and get a copy immediately. Go on. We will wait.

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Fabulous isn't it? It's actually a remake of a French movie called La Cage Aux Folles. Give that one a miss - its a bit French if you know what I mean. Not very funny either.

So anyway yea, cautious as we are here at PN Towers about the possibility of being sued, er, yes, well done Mr Cruise and god knows what homo whackiness you have in store for your adoring army of gay admirers.

Here is a clip:

May 16, 2007

Paris Hilton Big House advice!

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Heiress Patty Hearst has written an open letter to TMZ regarding Paris’ Hilton's jailbird duty.

Prompted by rumours that she offered advice to pouty Paris, Patty—who in the wacky 70’s, took up arms and robbed a bank in a Stockholm Syndrome kinda way with the Symbionese Liberation Army—says she never put in her two cents to Paris.

Heiress to the Hearst publishing fortune Patty writes, “My heart goes out to the inmates of Century Regional Detention Centre.

"Forty-five days with Paris and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment.” A girl just can’t make this stuff up. It’s too good.

Speaking of JAIL, tune into John Waters Presents: Movies that Will Corrupt You!

The gay director's first selection is 1995’s deliciously perverse Freeway, starring a pre-Legally Blonde and barely legal baby Reese.

As a bad-ass juvenile delinquent who beats the ever-loving crap out of Keifer Sutherland’s sick bastard psychiatrist, she’s a whole other kind of Reese.

In response to Brittany Murphy’s heroin-addicted lesbian character’s advances while in a juvenile detention centre, Reese says, “I’ll make out with you but I won’t fuck you.”

It’s pure gold. Yeah, yeah, I work for here! but I’d recommend this sick gem any day.

Toss in perennial weirdo Amanda Plummer as Reese’s Crystal Meth addict, prostitute mom and Brooke Shields as a suburban housewife from hell with a stick up her ass bigger than Tom Cruise’s anti, anti-depressant using schnoz and it’s a classic.


© 2007 LesbiaNation.com; All Rights Reserved.

May 14, 2007

Brown's same-sex "sex moves" outburst

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Aaaah, a shot of Mr B from the good old days.


That Bobby Brown continues his adventures in the D list by signing up to take part in a new "high concept" TV show for purveyors of quality ITV.

Celeb in specially-adapted room for 24 hours with a TV presenter. Sounds creepy.

After 12 hours with presenter Jamie Campbell (no we have not heard of him either) Bobby lost the plot.

Campbell joked that he had not tried any of his "sex moves" on Whitney Houston's bad boy ex-husband.

"What the fuck do you mean sex moves? Are you gay?" was the response, according to contactmusic.com

"On live TV I will fuck you up. Do you know how I could fuck you up in here? Do you know that? Are you gay?

"I think you're less of a man for not answering. You know what would be more of a joke? If this 24 hours ended right now. I will whoop your ass in here, thoroughly."

Scary. But let's face it Bobby - you aren't going to storm out - the whole reason you are on a second-rate ITV show is because you need the money.


May 12, 2007

Any Dream Will Do- step away from the "straighteners" edition

Another Saturday,  another wannabe star kicked off of Any Queen Will Do (or as the BBC insist on calling it Any Dream Will Do).

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23 year old Rob McVeigh was kicked off by the Lord despite being buff.

17 year old Lewis Bradley who was saved by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber despite his horrific over-use of hair straighteners; "Step away from the GHDs honey".

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But once again, PinkNews.co.uk's favourite Joseph, Ben Ellis, was saved by the viewers. So we have decided to print yet another semi naked photo sent to us by the BBC. Enjoy.

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Photos: BBC Picture Publicity

May 11, 2007

Rupert Everett slams own movie

He has something of a reputation for being outspoken, but this really does take the biscuit.

That Rupert Everett has said that the recent Chronicles of Narnia movie wasn't all that.

"I didn't like the film very much. I thought the live action didn't really work with the cartoons.

"I didn't think any of the characters interacted very well. It is very difficult when you have a cartoon character talking to a real character. It is possible but it is a tough technical thing to pull off."

Well you should know - you were providing the voice for Fox, one of the animatronic characters.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, Rupert - it's not like your books are going to make you a millionaire.

And stay away from Madonna. That's just general advice. She might try to adopt you - watch the clip:

Pretend to be bi-curious - it sells

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Record to sell? You know what the gays want to hear.

You boy -  yes, you from Maroon 5. Adam Levine.

An interview with The Advocate, is it? Oh well - just tell them that you think some boys are sexy.

Then the gays will all salivate over you and imagine that maybe they might one day get to do sex with you and things like that.

They are deluded of course, your smart bi-curious banter is just that - banter. Designed to squeeze a bit more dollar out of the gays.

"It all seems too preposterous to me - even debating over it.

"It makes no difference to me what someone's sexual orientation is."

Yea - quite easy to say that when you are straight, oh sorry, bi-curious.

"I mean, every male secretly wants to have sex with Brad Pitt, but that's a given."

Hmm you did miss a bit of a trick there, Adam. You been friends with Jake Gyllenhaal since you were kids, right?

You should have played with gay fantasies over that instead - Brad Pitt - so 90s.

Its depressing how common a marketing tool this is becoming, the whole "I ain't a faggot but I can talk in a cute str8 boy way about thinking other men are hot" thing.

Let's hope it does not leak into politics.


May 09, 2007

Now the Express is all over PinkNews!

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The thing is ... it is our trumpet so we have a right to blow it ...

Our PinkNews survey continues to make impact with the inky dinosaurs - here is a piece from the Hickey column in The Express:

"HE BACKED down from taking on Gordon Brown for the Labour leadership but boyish Environment Secretary David Miliband has just been voted the man most gays would like to see as the next Labour leader.

"Miliband, who got 27 per cent of the votes in a poll by the gay website Pink News, proved far more popular than the Chancellor, who scored a meagre 13 per cent.

"Gordon has never proved a hit with the gay community while David is a bit of a pin-up, " admits one Labour official.

"David's chances of being Labour's next leader will be boosted if the party attracts more gays."

Yay! The Express read PinkNews.co.uk!

Onanism as fundraising

Sometimes the press release just says it all ...

May 3, 2007: San Francisco, CA - The Center for Sex and Culture, the
only publicly available, non-profit sex education center in the
United States, is proud to announce the Seventh Annual
Masturbate-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco, in honor of
National Masturbation Month.  Founded in 2000, the star-studded
Masturbate-a-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but a lot more fun.  Through
individual sponsorships, participants generate revenue in this live
group event for every minute they masturbate or for each orgasm
claimed.  Funds raised will go to supporting the Center of Sex and
Culture's efforts to promote a sex-positive cultural change and
reality.

In the last ten years, human sexuality and sexual education has been
marginalized or all but been eliminated from public and private
school, as well as university curriculum, and replaced with failed
abstinence and faith-based alternative teachings that have resulted
in record increases in teenage pregnancy and abortions, and sexually
transmitted diseases, including VD, Herpes and AIDS.  The Center of
Sex and Culture's mission is to provide non-judgmental, sex-positive
education and support to diverse populations by means of classes,
workshops, social gatherings, cultural events, and practical
skills-building events; to maintain and house these events and
supporting materials and functions; to maintain a publicly-accessible
library and archives; to staff and support this learning environment.

National Masturbation Month was founded in 1995 by San Francisco's
Good Vibrations, a national retailer of sexual aids and adult novelty
items, in the wake of then-Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders'
firing for stating that masturbation "is perhaps something that
should be taught" when discussing young people's safe sex options.
Elders' statement was both practical and supported by sex-positive
sex educators everywhere.  The folks at Good Vibrations realized that
the conservative factors that booted Elders from office were making
sex less safe and fun by making masturbation seem shameful.  National
Masturbation Month seeks to raise awareness and dispel the shame and
myths associated with the most common and natural of sexual
activities.  The Masturbate-a-Thon became the centerpiece of National
Masturbation Month when it was added to Good Vibrations' slate of
activities in 2001.

Since it's first year, Masturbate-a-Thons have raised over $25,000.00
from over 1,700 pledged participants from six different countries.
Trophies were awarded to stand-out participants and in 2006
participants for Longest Time Spent Masturbating (Male: 8.5 hours and
Female: 6.5 hours), and Most Orgasms (Male: 6 and Female: 49).  For
2007, a new record category has been established: Greatest
Ejaculation Distance.  Internationally recognized, the news about
past Masturbate-a-Thons reached audiences in Spain, Ireland, Austria,
Britain, Germany, China, South Africa, France, Brazil, Ireland,
Australia, and India and in 2006, the best-traveled competitor, and
winner of the "Longest Distance Come to Come" award, came from Hong
Kong.  In 2007, planners expect participants to come from as far away
as Australia.

Who participates in a live Masturbate-a-Thon?  Not surprisingly,
representatives from various sexual communities attend to come for a
cause; the Center for Sex & Culture is arranging this year's
co-sponsorships among gay men's clubs, erotic producers, adult
entertainers, and other sexual adventurers. 

Confirmed celebrity appearances, thus far, for the 2007 Masturbate-a-Thon include adult industry legend and Mistress of Ceremonies Nina Hartley, Genesis Magazine Sex Star Hunt winner Tassy Pink, award-winning lyricist,
playwright and performer Tom Orr, adult performer and proprietor of
Endorphin High School of BDSM Robert Black, and Raging Stallion adult
performer Michael Starr.

The Masturbate-a-Thon is hosted and sponsored by GoodVibrations.com, with website design and live webcast on RedHandedPorn.com.  The Masturbate-a-Thon will take place at The Porn Palace, 415 Jessie Street, in San Francisco, and Kink.com is the live webcast connectivity sponsor.

Separate areas of the Masturbate-a-Thon site spaces will be set aside
for both mixed and single-gender groups.  Only part of the room will
be set aside for the webcast cameras, so less exhibitionistic
attendees can participate somewhat more privately.  This year the
event will feature a news commentary desk, commercials by and for
masturbators, an opera singer, and themed masturbation stages and
sets for men and women.  In addition to the music, there will also be
a video area where spectators can catch the action as it unfolds on
the live video stream.

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photo: lil'bear@flickr
 

May 08, 2007

Gay love advice from Princess M

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Stonewall's fabulous Equality Walk raised nearly £40,000!!

The 10 kilometre romp around the streets of Brighton was very well attended with 100s taking part - among them some celebs!

Mr Gay UK is actually quite pretty in real life .... not a midget as we had assumed ... Antony Cotton is also pretty tall for an actor .... 

Funny anecdote PinkNews.co.uk heard at the drinks reception afterwards ....

Her Royal Highness the Princess Margaret had a considerable number of gay male servants - the Royals like to hire gays apparently ....

Anyway HRH was apparently tiring of hearing one of her manservants moan once again the he could not find a boyfriend, so she imparted the following:

"Picky, picky gets no dickie."

God bless, you Ma'am.

I am sure HRH would have enjoyed the atmosphere in Brighton's Legends Bar after the walk - there were gays all over the place!

Indy picks on Ming result!

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Strange how you do a big survey and then the only thing some people focus on is the Ming Campbell result!

Here is a bit from today's Independent:

"The cracks in Sir Ming "the Vase" Campbell widen after the Liberal Democrats' poor performance in Thursday's council ballots; only self-deluding supporters still believe that the gent can lead them to anything constituting general election "success".

"So I'm pleased to be able to bring Ming good news from Britain's gay community.

"A poll by the website Pink News finds that, given the choice between Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Ming, 40 per cent of its readers prefer Ming.

"A third voted for David Cameron, and just 27 per cent for Gordon Brown. Ming relies on the older gay voter: of those too young to vote in 2005, half chose Cameron and only 17 per cent the Lib Dem leader.

"Hardly a day passes without the Lib Dems sending out a gay message," says a Pink News spokesman.

"Cameron may be a metrosexual man, but he's never done an interview with the gay press. Neither has Gordon Brown, who has never engaged with the gay community."

May 05, 2007

Any Dream Will Do down one

Continuing our occasional look at Any Dream Will Do, dubbed by some at PinkNews.co.uk Towers as Any Queen Will Do, we're sad to report that Drama student Chris Barton was kicked off by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Poor Poor Joseph indeed.

The Joseph composer saved Craig Chalmers. He looks like a modern day Jason Donovan which we guess is no bad thing.

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Our favourite, Ben Ellis survived the public vote, which is as good as excuse as any to print this new photo the BBC sent us. Oh for once to be Graham Norton or John Barrowman.

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Photo credits: BBC Picture Publicity

May 03, 2007

Gaytanamo - but is it ART?

Those excellent  bloggers of gay life Stateside, www.queerty.com, have an interesting story running at the moment.

Seems that the makers of this delightful film:

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are claiming that far from being insensitive and just a bit rude, it is in fact a deep social commentary on the nature of American society.

No, seriously.

Check out this quote from producers Dark Alley:

"Our use of this title does not, as many have jumped to the conclusion, suggest ignorance, lack of humanity, or any other stereotype which people are fond of applying to the category of pornographer.

"In fact, it represents a very conscious and deliberate attempt to suggest the interplay of culture, politics, sexuality, and representation in a work that has found meaning in an area where erotic film has not previously found relevance."

Pretentious porn. Love it.

See some comments from others on the queerty.com site.

Spidey's mum spins embarrassing tales

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The mother of Spiderman 3 star Tobey Maguire has told The Star that her famous son used to share a bed with Leonardo DiCaprio and that the close pals mostly hang out with gay people.

"Those two are just free spirited guys.

"I think Leo and Tobey are the crossover between men and women. They have feminine traits they are willing to accept. They aren't ashamed to have any sort of title, even if that means someone calling them gay."

Anyway, both stars have politely denied all of it.

It's SO embarassing when your mum comes out with stuff like that, so Tobey has our sympathy.

Maguire's spokesman Kelly Bush said, "This is so ridiculous I don't feel the need to respond."

The actors met when they made This Boy’s Life together in 1992.

May 01, 2007

Nude Beckham excites American gays

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Golden Balls has done it again.

The nude shots of David Beckham that appeared on the internet had us all a bit hot under the collar, so it was disappointing when they turned out to be a cheap forgery.

Now it turns out that the head and pecs of Becks were superimposed onto the lower half of a well-endowed gay porn star. 

David and Victoria are moving to La-la land at the end of his contract with Real Madrid, and critics reckon the naughty pictures could be his key to success in the US.

Apparently US gay magazines are falling over themselves to get pics of Becks in the buff - but if we can't have him, then no-one can, damn it.

A "well-placed internet insider" told The Daily Star: "In a few months, David has gone from a relative unknown in America to the most searched-for star on the internet.

"These pictures are surely the reason why. He's huge now."

You can say that again.

David, seen above modelling a lovely pair of Adidas boots.