Role model for troubled youth Danielle Lloyd has demonstrated an admirable understanding of the nature of human sexuality in her latest comments to the gentlemen of the press.
Ms Lloyd is notoriously publicity-shy, but cunning journalists managed to coax a few words out of her on the topic of her failed relationships.
The 23-year-old, who was previously linked with 41-year-old former footie ball player Terry Sherringham, has of late been dating another sports star, "Charlton ace" Macrus Bent, 29.
While these liaisons might have led one to assume that Ms Lloyd is heterosexual, it seems that on the strange planet she inhabits such matters not so clear cut.
She told the UK's paper of record, the Daily Star, that she might "become" a lesbian.
Talk us through how one "becomes" a lesbian?
Is it a similar process to "becoming" a low rent trashy Z-list embarrassment?
So, an appearance on Big Brother, a couple of boob jobs, "relationships" only with men who can be easily identified by paparazzi and tabloid audiences - and a good old dollop of confessional stories leaked to said tabs?
Makes you proud to be British.
BTW, if you want a laugh, check out Danielle's myspace page
The blog is particularly amusing!
This is our favourite entry:
Sunday, April 15, 2007
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I'M GOING IN HOSPITAL Hi Everyone, well you may have read in the papers today that I am having a 3rd Boob Job! this is incorrect I am having a lump removed from my breast and they will have to replace my implants from my 1st Boob Job to remove the lump! so please send me your support I won't be online for a while as I have to rest for 2 weeks, but I may get my mum to come on for me and let you know how I am. She is staying with me for a while to make sure I do everything I should and make sure I don't do anything I should'nt. Danielle xx |
No, I don't think you can really become a lesbian. You are either "a lesbian", or you're not.
However, you don't have to be a lesbian to have a lesbian relationship, & the majority of women are bisexual to a certain degree. And so many women will seriously consider trying the lesbian option if they have had bad experiences with men. And some will take that option, at least for a while.
It happens the other way round as well. Some lesbians, or at least women who consider themselves lesbian, will try relationships with men if they have bad experiences with women.
Posted by: Geri | July 15, 2007 at 10:44 AM
I would like to investigate a lesbian relationship. I am married but I would like to know more!
Posted by: Helen | August 03, 2007 at 06:00 PM