Big Brother straighteners war
A row erupted in the Big Brother house last night over hair straighteners.
Has Lewis from Any Queen Will Do been popping in and stealing them?
Apparently not. Student Emily Parr and Posh Spice wannabe Chanelle Hayes argued over who should get priority.
Emily said: “It's irrelevant how much hair you've got.
"I was just making a point. If you start giving people priority over luxuries in this house, they'll start expecting it of other things."
So long as you don’t blow it out of all proportion, eh love?
And into all this muddle and confusion, Big Brother are throwing a gay man.
18-year old Rylan Clark is a make-up artist from Essex, and has got a reputation for stirring.
He claims to be friends with the notorious Nadia and ex-contestant Makosi.
Wow, a gay person in Big Brother, how exciting for everyone!!! Because I'm gay, I have to give a fuck, don't I? Of course I do, I love being a brainless stereotype... now let me go get run a hot bath and get a nice bottle of gin and razor blade...
Posted by: Tom | June 06, 2007 at 05:02 PM