That nice Eamonn Holmes is to present This Morning over the summer, when Phil n Fern (pictured) go off on their holidays.
It has been revealed that the show's producers are planning a regular section internally dubbed "tranny transformation."
The premise is that a lucky member of Britain's transgender population will be "given a makeover for a special occasion."
They are planning to do this EVERY WEEK!
Why?
To foster understanding and tolerance of trans issues?
Or to laugh at people? Hard to say, though This Morning is reknowned throughout the land for its lack of humour. Bring back Britain's favourite himbo, Richard Madeley.
Oh, for those of you with jobs, This Morning is a 3-hour endurance test for housewives, broadcast on ITV1 in the mornings.



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