People who require a slap

Today that ridiculous woman Janet Street Porter, clearly desperate to fill her column in The Independent, told her readers that Vladimir Putin, pictured topless while on holiday:

"wouldn’t look out of place in Attitude magazine, further proof that he realises his current iconic status in the gay community."

What? Are you on drugs or something? Putin, who happily presides over one of the most homophobic government in eastern Europe? Putin, who regularly insists that gay people are bad for Mother Russia?

According to Janet, we all spend hours lusting over him. What a silly moo she is - perhaps she was trying to be funny - it's hard to tell with her journalism.

I actually think she is serious though - it must be agony to have an empty page in front of you and have to fill it up somehow - here are some other profound thoughts about Putin from Janet's column:

"Can you name any other head of state who would have the sheer chutzpah to be photographed topless? The fact that he’s holding his fishing rod incorrectly proves that the Russian leader fully intended this shot to be a contender for pin-up of the year.

"The guy clearly waxes his chest, and only a chap very confident of his masculinity would reveal such a foible. "

Had enough yet? There is more, and brace yourself, it gets worse.

"Putin is a Judo black belt, but his body is verging on the fleshy. Is he auditioning for an action movie, or what? Matt Damon better watch out …"

Watch out for what Janet? The Putin Ultimatum? Whatever she is on, I want some.

We would show you the picture in question, but obviously as  a work-safe site we couldn't have topless Russian leaders appear on our pages - where would it all end?

Nude Stalins? Erotic Andropovs?  If you are brave,  you can see the picture here.

Be warned, he has moobs.

Comments

[Daniel]

I saw the same report and I thought the same. She is on drugs.
www.nudecleaner.blog.com

[sammie]

u should of told me he had moobs before i clicked on the picture -.-
warnings before pictures next time please!!!

[Kevin Geal]

You think tho's are moobs...my god I must have pig udders in that case! lol
It doesnt get any easier to be on the scene with guys like you around...sob!