Clarkson book "physically repulses" women
A survey of 654 UK adults has confirmed what we always knew. Bubble-permed homophobe and professional bell end Jeremy Clarkson makes women sick.
"A third of women
said they would actually be physically repulsed by a man they saw reading 'The
World According To Clarkson' in public," according to the survey by a book swapping website.
Celebrity autobiographies such as 'Being Jordan' or 'Beckham: My World' are multi-million pound bestsellers, but read them in public at your peril, warns Britain's largest book exchange website, Readitswapit.co.uk.
A survey by the website reveals that the majority of Brits change their perceptions about people they see reading these books in public places.
Two out of three Brits surveyed said they would
perceive someone who read Jordan's and Beckham's biographies in public as
'unattractive'.
Readitswapit.co.uk co-founder Andrew Bathgate said: "Jordan and Beckham are two of the most image-conscious celebrities on the planet – so it's ironic that if you read their autobiographies in public, your own image will suffer."
Overall, 97% said that, if they were single, their perceptions about a member of the opposite sex could be affected by the types of books they saw that person reading in public.
So what to read to impress the Tube commuters and increase your chances of pulling? Wuthering Heights and War and Peace apparently. No look in for Harry Potter, then.
Personally I'd have his clothes off in seconds.
It's not all about looks, its personality too.
He's a bad bad boy but he has an air of humbleness and humility and vulnerability under all that big voice and bluster.
He is Sexy. Ok all 3 are, and throw the Stiggy in for good measure while your there he heh.
Posted by: scarlet | November 16, 2007 at 08:31 AM
He's gorgeous, I fancy the pants off him.
He may say the wrong things now and again, but there are people out there that take him too seriously.
He's just a big pussy cat.
Posted by: Jezzagirl | November 16, 2007 at 11:35 AM
I totally would.
Posted by: Kelly | November 16, 2007 at 03:18 PM
Where the hell do you do your surveys? Clarkson is possibly one of the sexiest men on television. He mocks himself as much as anything, is disconcertingly intelligent and ridicules those who take what he says seriously (he also has an amazing arse, which is however beside the point).
If I saw anyone reading one of his books and laughing, I'd definitely not be repulsed. Impressed, yes.
Posted by: S | November 16, 2007 at 04:15 PM
Okay I don't find Jeremy physically attractive (I prefer his sidekick Richard), but by God his personality makes up for it, he totally has the bad boy thing going on and there really is something about him. I certainly don't find him repulsive in the least!
Also if I saw a guy reading "The World According To Clarkson" in public, I would most probably strike up a conversation with him! I am a woman and I am proud to say I have read ALL his books IN PUBLIC! *shock*
Posted by: C | November 16, 2007 at 05:21 PM
I think that you poofters are just cheesed off because jeremy clarkson is clearly the man of the hour.
Posted by: Anon | November 19, 2007 at 05:59 PM