Mrs Beckham reveals bedroom secrets

Victoria Beckham has finally 'fessed up to what anyone who heard True Stepper's 'Out of Your Mind' already knew.

The poor lass can't sing.

Talking to the American Elle, Posh said: "It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural'."

Painting a picture of woe, she speaks of being bullied at school and current accusations that she spends all her time shopping - bravely admitting that she could, if she didn't 'work a seven day week'.

Posh also reveals why she holds such fascination, despite this dearth of talent:

"I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out. I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks!"

No interview would be complete, of course, without a mention of her husband. "I sleep naked," she reveals. "I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him every night."

While we're not wholly convinced there's a gay man trying to get out of Posh, there's definitely a few we know who'd like to make their way inside David.

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[Truth]

First she was funny, now she's camp..why doesn't she just eff off puhlease

[Truth]

First she was funny, now she's camp..why doesn't she just eff off puhlease