Victoria Beckham has finally 'fessed up to what anyone who heard True
Stepper's 'Out of Your Mind' already knew.
The poor lass can't sing.
Talking
to the American Elle, Posh said: "It became very obvious from the start
that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the
best actress. I was never a 'natural'."
Painting a picture of woe, she speaks of being bullied at
school and current accusations that she spends all her time shopping -
bravely admitting that she could, if she didn't 'work a seven day
week'.
Posh also reveals why she holds such fascination, despite this
dearth of talent:
"I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out. I
don't give a fuck what anybody thinks!"
No interview would be
complete, of course, without a mention of her husband. "I sleep naked,"
she reveals. "I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him
every night."
While we're not wholly convinced there's a gay man trying to
get out of Posh, there's definitely a few we know who'd like to make
their way inside David.



First she was funny, now she's camp..why doesn't she just eff off puhlease
Posted by: Truth | December 07, 2007 at 10:28 PM
First she was funny, now she's camp..why doesn't she just eff off puhlease
Posted by: Truth | December 07, 2007 at 10:29 PM