You gotta love the News of the World.
The UK's best-selling newspaper - in fact the best-selling English-language newspaper in the world - was getting its head round trans issues yesterday.
This story has it all - sports stars, pop stars, and a lady with an impressive chest.
Rugby star Danny Cipriani has been dumped by his Cheeky Girl girlfriend
after the NotW revealed that he had bedded Larissa Summers. He was dating the Cheeky one who isn't going out with Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik.
Larissa used to go by the name of Darren. That's the story basically.
Most of the article is actually a surprisingly sympathetic treatment of how Larissa transitioned into a "curvy model," apart from calling her "Darren" practically the whole way through the article.
Of course the reporting of her night of passion with the rugby player is related in true NotW style:
"Last week model Larissa told the News of the World how he booked them into a £150-a-night Ramada hotel room for a night of passion.
"She said: "Danny was all over me and we had fast, frantic sex in about three different positions.
"It was all over quickly, but it was exciting. He was very dominant and knew exactly what he wanted to do." "
According to the NotW, Danny's not the first "celeb" to
be tempted by Larissa's charms - she also had a fling with Big Brother
contestant Billi Bhatti.
A "source" told the paper:
"Danny is a big, strapping player and rugby is not known as a very forgiving sport.
"He may well come in for some ribbing over this.
"Anyone can see why he went with Larissa — she is stunning and no one could really tell she used to be a he.
"But the changing room will never be the same again for Danny! He had his fun — now he'll have to face the consequences."
Danny is one of the rising talents of English rugby, and <I>The Times </i> collectively almost wet themselves every time they mention him:
"He can kick beautifully at goal and out of hand, he can defend, he reads the game superbly, he has a deep well of self-belief.
"He is also seriously fast." Yeah, that's what Larissa said ...



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