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January 30, 2008

Gyllenhaal's cheeky lesbian ad supports writers


She wowed the sisters with her performance in the film Secretary, and now top actress (and sister of Jake) Maggie Gyllenhaal has shown her support for the striking screen writers of America.

In a short but sweet movie, Mags and two other girls arrive at a hotel room, only to discover they are all dating the same man.

The man in question, cheekily called Ampitepa" (Alliance of Motion Picture & TV Producers) has stood them all up.

So the ladies decide that “they dont need him after all” and get intimate on the bed.

You can watch the short at http://www.speechlesswithoutwriters.com


 

 

 

Singer asserts his heterosexuality

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Hey, you should check out this guy, he is, like, SO alternative and cool.

He really doesn't care what anyone thinks about him!

Daniel Johns, lead singer of band Silverchair, is normally having his ego licked by the indie music press.

They were suitably fawning over the fact that he wore a "lacy garter on stage" as proof of how he, like, doesn't CARE what anyone thinks of him.

Except that Johns, who recently split from wife Natalie Imbruglia, felt moved to tell his audience of Australian sophisticates during a concert in Melbourne:

"I am not fucking gay."

He really is soo cool - he just so clearly doesn't CARE what ANYONE thinks. Rock n roll.

Meanwhile the singer of another popular Australian band, Faker, has been talking about his sexuality - he is definitely on the gay.

Nathan Hudson  told Sunday Magazine :

"I'm happy to talk about it, for that kid who's 15 and scared. My association with being gay was that it was bad and dark and not good for you. I had trouble finding people to look up to.

"I'm talking about this to be a bit freer. It's something that shouldn't matter and, on a lot of levels, it doesn't - I hope the music we make transcends that. Still it's nice to be able to say this stuff."

Good work.

January 29, 2008

Paris Hilton samples LA lesbian nightlife

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Heiress Paris Hilton has been spotted at LA lesbian bar Falcon for the second time this month.

As she bar-hopped her way along the Sunset Boulevard, she was snappped emerging from Falcon, hand-in-hand with US reality star Brittny Gastineau and a gaggle of female friends.

Hilton also hit the venue three weeks ago for the Hollywood premiere of the fifth season of lesbian series The L Word.

That night, onlookers reportedly spotted the star keeping close company with the show's star Katherine Moennig, with one party goer observing:

"Paris and Kate were here holding hands."

Thrilling stuff.

January 24, 2008

Andy Scott-Lee, donkey impersonator

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Renowned heterosexual Andy Scott-Lee has told fab Brighton mag 3Sixty that he is hung like the donkey Jesus rode into Jerusalem.

A slightly hysterical press release heralded this important information.

Aaah, schlong - there's a word you don't hear every day.

Anyway here is the thing in all its glory .. the press release that is:

Earlier this month it was revealed Pop Star, Andy Scott-Lee, SHOCKED crew on photo shoots with his massive shlong (sic), now the man himself has finally confessed the real size of his headline-grabbing pecker…a whopping 13 inches!!

Asked by a journalist for 3Sixty Magazine what he wore in bed, Andy accidentally let it slip, in a midst of gasps, “I don’t usually wear anything in bed, I let it all hang out…all 13 inches of it…”

And that’s not all, Andy’s new Valentine’s single, Unforgettable (Out 11th February) is available to pre-order now by texting ANDY to 82822. All texts will automatically be entered into a draw to win a DATE with the man himself at top London restaurant, Embassy.

Married to former Liberty X singer, Michelle Heaton, Andy will wine and dine one lucky winner, MALE or FEMALE! So get texting guys!!


Will any PinkNews.co.uk readers be tantalised by a heterosexual man who is willing to discuss his genitals in a gay mag to sell records?

Well, if you DO decide to enter the competition and you win, do let us know.

We have questions.

January 22, 2008

Tory MP takes sex drug

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New Conservative Ed Vaizey is a game lad.

Appearing on probably the most intellectual programme aimed at the discerning mid-morning TV audience, the MP for Wantage and Didcot popped some sex drugs.

The 39-year-old "friend of Dave" and shadow culture minister partook of Viapro, a herbal concoction containing saffron and gelatine, that is reputed to enhance "male sex drive," during a hard-hitting appearance on The Wright Stuff with Paxman-lite presenter Matthew Wright.

"I can report that Viapro made my hands feel tingly and slightly clammy during the show but that the sensation soon wore off and there were certainly no other effects," he said after the broadcast.

Fancy a tingle? The nice people at Superdrug will happily take £7.97 off you in exchange for two tablets.

Manufacturers claim it lasts up to 24 hours.





Labour MP just horsing around

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Labour MP Ronnie Campbell has admitted to having a horse fetish...sort of.

Mr Campbell, 64, told the organisers of yesterday's National Fetish Day, that he would wear purple to mark the event - the chosen colour for the event because of its use in bondage circles.

He then told a local newspaper reporter: "I must have a thousand [fetishes], but, hand on heart, I couldn't tell which is the most important one. Probably the horses."

It seems Campbell had failed to realise the meaning of the word 'fetish'.

When informed he said:

"Oh my God almighty! I though a fetish was a worry, like worrying about backing the right horse."

Oh dear. Someone get that man a dictionary!

Oscar nominations - usual suspects

Them Oscar nominations are in - not an out gay in sight but lots of Brits. It is still not what effect the ongoing writer's strike will have on the ceremony, which takes place on the 24th February in LA's Kodak Theatre, presented by lovely John Stewart off the Daily Show.

Earlier this month the Golden Globes ceremony was cancelled as apparently people can't write their own jokes.

Oscar

BEST ACTOR

George Clooney - Michael Clayton

Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will Be Blood

Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Tommy Lee Jones - In The Valley Of Elah

Viggo Mortensen - Eastern Promises

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Casey Affleck - The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford

Javier Bardem - No Country For Old Men

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Charlie Wilson's War

Hal Holbrook - Into The Wild

Tom Wilkinson - Michael Clayton

BEST ACTRESS

Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Julie Christie - Away From Her

Marion Cotillard - La Vie En Rose

Laura Linney - The Savages

Ellen Page - Juno

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Cate Blanchett - I'm Not There

Ruby Dee in - American Gangster

Saoirse Ronan - Atonement

Amy Ryan - Gone Baby Gone

Tilda Swinton - Michael Clayton

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

Persepolis

Ratatouille

Surf's Up

BEST DIRECTOR

The Diving Bell And The Butterfly - Julian Schnabel

Juno - Jason Reitman

Michael Clayton - Tony Gilroy

No Country For Old Men - Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

There Will Be Blood - Paul Thomas Anderson

BEST PICTURE

Atonement

Juno

Michael Clayton

No Country For Old Men

There Will Be Blood

BEST SCREENPLAY (ADAPTED)

Atonement - Christopher Hampton

Away From Her - Sarah Polley

The Diving Bell And The Butterfly - Ronald Harwood

No Country For Old Men - Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

There Will Be Blood - Paul Thomas Anderson

BEST SCREENPLAY (ORIGINAL)

Juno - Diablo Cody

Lars And The Real Girl - Nancy Oliver

Michael Clayton - Tony Gilroy

Ratatouille - Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobianco

The Savages - Tamara Jenkins

January 21, 2008

Beckham is gayest straight man

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Lads mag Maxim has published a list of  "The World's Gayest Straight Guys" on its US website.

Included in the list are David Beckham (because of his penchant for tighty whiteys, apparently), Sarah Jessica Parker's husband Matthew Broderick, and Dave Cook, star of film comedy "Good Luck Chuck."

Also appearing on the list of nine celebrities is actor Jared Leto, who once described himself in interview as "as gay as a goose," and X-Men star Hugh Jackman.

See the full list at:http://www.maxim.com/StupidFun/Terrellowens/slideshow/11489/659.aspx?src=dx18:mtd

January 20, 2008

Lesbian watch: Denise Van Outen

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Denise Van Outen, who is dating Any Dream Will Do winner Lee Meed, says that she thinks women make better kissers than men because they lack stuble.

But she will disappoint some girls, she says she isn't a lesbian.

Van Outen who kissed a woman as part of her portrayal of Maureen in the musical rent, is quoted on MonstersandCritics as saying: "I played Maureen the bisexual so I got to kiss girls and run around on stage grabbing t**s. A whole new experience for me.

"Kissing girls is much softer. You don't get all that stubbly chin thing. T**s are not doing it for me though. People are always shocked because they expect me to be really naughty, but I've never fancied a woman and it has just reconfirmed to me that I only love boys."
(photo:BBC FAIRY TALES - THE EMPRESS'S NEW CLOTHES)

January 18, 2008

Pop idol Gareth Gates takes to the ice

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Last time we saw him on our screens, he won the nation's hearts as a shy 16 year-old with a stammer, singing in the ITV1 talent show Pop Idol. Now, pop singer Gareth Gates has decided to shelve his music career and try his hand at ice-skating for the return of the hit ITV1 show Dancing On Ice.

After losing out to the now openly gay Will Young during the Pop Idol final in 2002, Gareth enjoyed a brief period of pop success and has since made sporadic returns to the limelight including an album release in June 2007. He also starred in the documentary, "Whatever happened to Gareth Gates?" screened in December 2006.

Despite being off our screens for some time, the talented singer is still arguably the most famous face in the celebrity line-up for the ice-dancing show. "I've always been a hard worker and I always like to put 100 per cent in. I'm a very competitive person and I thrive under pressure, so we'll see what happens," he says.

With no real experience on the ice, Gareth has already found the skating tough. "I'm really enjoying it which is the main thing, but it's a lot harder than I thought especially as I've never really skated before. I've actually impressed myself with how far I've come," he says.

With the basics under his belt the singer is now knuckling down to a gruelling training schedule with his partner for the show, Maria Filippov. "From not being able to do anything now I can sort of hold my own and actually dance with someone else," he adds.
Determined not to miss a trick the 23 year-old has already identified his biggest competition on the rink. After watching some of the other competitors, Gareth reckons Hollyoaks hottie Chris Fountain is the favourite to win, although he's determined to focus on his own performance.

"Once the show starts, that's when you start to think this is a real competition. My game plan so far is just to focus on me and what I can do and getting the best out of me and the best out of the routines," he says. "We're all on the same level, although Chris is amazing, but I don't want to start comparing myself."

Gareth's biggest thrill so far has been working with Olympic champions Torvill and Dean, and he is still blown away by the talent of these ice-skating legends.

"When they demonstrated my first routine to music it was amazing. It really got me, and I got quite emotional. I almost started to fill up and was like ‘pull yourself together idiot'," he says.

A further treat could be in store for the young singer if he manages to survive until the final skate-off. The remaining three contestants get to perform the world famous Bolero routine which made Torvill and Dean household names during the 1980s.

Will Gareth survive to follow in the famous pair's footsteps or will he, like many others before him, be cruelly eliminated in the first few weeks? Tune in to ITV1 5:50pm on Sunday to find out.

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January 17, 2008

Basketball snog upsets fans

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Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss, and sometimes it requires an extreme explanation.

This week, columnist Pam Platt, who had posted a picture in the Louisville Courier-Journal of two University of Louisville Cardinal’s basketball players in what looked like a kiss, was forced to explain the photo after numerous complaints from outraged fans.

In a game where the Cardinals basketball team outplayed the Kentucky Wildcats in the annual men's Battle of the Bluegrass, photographer Sam Upshaw Jr. snapped a picture of Card’s Jerry Smith hugging Juan Palacios after an important play.   

The picture was posted as the header for the article about the game, and fans wrote in apparently disgusted by the photo of two men that appeared to be kissing.

In her column explaining the photo, Platt said that some of the responses included, "'Awful,' 'an embarrassment,' 'horrible decision,' 'poor judgment,' 'distasteful,' 'a mystery' and 'shame on you'.”

Now it is not apparent whether the complainers were offended that the magazine seemed to be capitalising on a sensationalized photo, or if they were disgusted by the thought that two men may have accidentally touched mouths in a moment of excitement.

What is clear is that Platt did not feel the need to apologise for the photo as much as she felt the need to explain why it was chosen.

In her follow-up article Platt stated, "What is it about two athletes sharing a moment of physical and emotional closeness in the middle of a big game, in the middle of a basketball court, that puts some people off so much?"

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January 16, 2008

Zac Efron is the coolest

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You may only know him as the boyish star of High School Musical, but in an all-grown-up interview with Details magazine young Zac Efron has shown some true class.

As well as looking very attractive, he has given a really dignified response to gossip-slag Perez Hilton, probably the least-liked gay man in the world.

Hilton has a bit of an obsession with Efron’s sexuality. When asked about it, the 20-year-old star said:

“I know it’s very addictive to read that kind of stuff. It’s entertainment. Perez has obviously struck a chord in the public eye.

“He’s doing something right. That deserves admiration. I think he does a great job. Um—' He pauses for a moment, then adds, 'Honestly, if the worst he can say about me is that I’m gay, then I think I’ll be fine. I can handle it.”

Oh, you go Zac!

Watch this delightful clip that accompanies the interview:

(Check out his comments about Leonardo DiCaprio!)

Read the whole interview here.

January 14, 2008

Harvard honours Paris

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It's not a degree from the Ivy League School, but Paris Hilton managed to get top honours from Harvard anyway.

Harvard Lampoon, the school’s comedy magazine, honoured the Hollywood socialite and star of the forthcoming The Hottie and the Nottie with their Woman of the Year award.   

Founded in 1876, the Harvard Lampoon is the world’s oldest continually published humour magazine. The Lampoon has many accomplished alumni including Conan O’Brien, John Updike and William Randolph Hearst.   

Ms Hilton will be on campus February 6th to accept the award and speak publicly to the university’s student body.

The entire Harvard undergraduate community will be invited to attend the ceremony at which Hilton is expected to give an acceptance speech.

Hilton is doing a multi-city tour to promote the release of The Hottie and the Nottie, which opens in the US on February 8th to coincide with Valentine’s Day.


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January 11, 2008

Nigel Kennedy calls Euro football gay

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Yes, it is not just Chris Moyles who talks like one of da kids - national laughing stock Nigel Kennedy, who older readers may remember was a minor celeb for about 25 seconds a few decades ago, can still get an interview in some parts of the world.

The original Mockney shared with the good people of Brisbane, through the pages of the Courier-Mail, his views on the beautiful game:

"I really think that European football, for instance, is really gay."

How so, Nige?

"It's gay shit."

How perceptive - could you elaborate?

"It's just lots of geezers just thinking, 'Is my haircut nice enough?' or something.

"Real footballers, people who play for their own club and support their club, that's men's football.''

The Courier-Mail's intrepid journo lost no time in pointing out to the irritating violinist that his hair is a national disgrace.

"I've got a pretty shit haircut and I know it. I'm not going to be fretting over it, like David Beckham might.''

Becks can sleep soundly tonight - his status as a gay icon is unlikely to be in danger from "geezer" Kennedy.

Speaking of hair, here is a picture of a proper dodgy Barnet, as Nigel would say:

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See cool bands for free

Skins

OK, we don't normally carry info on this sort of caper, and we would like to go on record and say that anyone over 25 who watches teen-porno drama Skins is either very sad or shouldn't be allowed near teenagers, BUT some of the bands who will be appearing across the country are pretty damn hot, so here we go:

E4’s hit comedy drama series Skins is rolling up and rolling out to the best music joints across the U.K. for a string of exclusive showcases to celebrate the launch of the second series in February.

Not only will they be premiering the eagerly anticipated first episode of the new series at each event but in true Skins style, they’ll be throwing some deeply decadent parties, featuring live sets from the glitterati of the indie, electro and nu rave scenes.

These highly coveted tickets will be free and available on a first come first served basis from 17th January through E4.com, Myspace.com and Bebo.com.



Giving something back to the hardcore fans, tickets will be free of charge and will be exclusively available online through E4.com, Myspace and Bebo from 17th January.

Making every effort to ensure they are not resold, tickets will be sent as an SMS straight to the successful applicants’ phone and redeemable at the door where ID will be required.

All events are strictly over 18s only.


Friday February 1st – Barfly, Liverpool
Rascals

Kissy Sell Out.
Loose Cannons.
Chibuku DJs
more tbc


Saturday February 2nd – The Old Fire Station, Newcastle
The Metros.
Maximo Park DJ set.
Broken Hooker DJ’s.
 
Tuesday February 5th – The Old Fruit Market, Glasgow
Pendulum DJ/MC Set.

Annie Mac

DJ Yoda

Seargent

 
Thursday February 7th – Custard Factory, Birmingham
New Young Pony Club DJ set

Annie Mac

DJ Yoda

Crystal Castles

 

Friday February 8th – Motion Park, Bristol
Late Of The Pier.

Courteeners
Massive Attack DJs
Skull Juice DJs.
Dynamo magician

Blow Pop DJs
 
Saturday February 9th – The Shepherd’s Bush Pavillion
Mylo
Kissy Sell Out
Santogold (Live)

Teenagers (Live)
Skull Juice DJs
Transgressive Records Room
Dynamo magician

January 09, 2008

Sex and the City gay to tell all

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For some gay men, it was among the best television ever made.

For others it was, in the words of the talking dog in Family Guy, a show about three hookers and their mother.

In any case one gay man has lots of happy memories of Sex and the City - and he is willing to share them. For money.

Clifford Streit, the former manager of Candace Bushnell, is reportedly working on  "Unbecoming Stanford," a behind the scenes expose.

Bushnell's sex column in the New York Observer was the inspiration for the show.

SATC's gay best friend character (cliche? noooooo!) Stanford was apparently a charicature of Streit.

Anyway, among the revelations, as told to the New York Daily News:

Gay producer Darren Star turned Ashton Kutcher down for a part in the show because he was unconvinced he would go anywhere.

Kim Catrrall caused tensions on set by stealing all the limelight. 

Two on-screen lovers were doing it in real life too.

There must be more dirt than that - get publishing Clifford!

January 04, 2008

Bears night advertises on Vauxhall billboard

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Embracing the attitude that there's not much 'gayer than Christmas', London Bears Club Tonkers decided on an unusual method of sending out their seasons greeting this year.

Hiring space on the revolving billboard above Vauxhall station, which faces Europe's busiest road junction, they erected a huge poster of a reclining porn performer.

Above him was their Christmas message with details of the club, which takes place at the Eagle every Friday.

What British Gas and Canon Printers, the other advertisers on the board thought, hasn't been reported.

But seeing as it's Vauxhall, they can be guaranteed more than a few up-turned eyes saw their posters than would otherwise have done.

It is thought to be the first time in the UK that a gay club night has advertised on a billboard.

January 02, 2008

Who singer Townshend fancied a bit of Mick

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60s rocker Pete Townshend has been talking about his attraction to another icon - big-lipped Rolling Stones frontman Sir Mick Jagger.

Townshend, who wrote many of the songs that made his band The Who one of the best in the world, was long rumoured to be bisexual.

In 2002 he went all Portillo in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, confirming youthful "same-sex experimentation" but saying he is a straight.

According to WENN, in a recent interview he said of Jagger:

"It was very androgynous and very, very sexy - and he appealed to something, I think, in me as a man.

"I won't say I found it disturbing but I remember thinking, 'This is a man that I could certainly think about.'"