Renowned heterosexual Andy Scott-Lee has told fab Brighton mag 3Sixty that he is hung like the donkey Jesus rode into Jerusalem.
A slightly hysterical press release heralded this important information.
Aaah, schlong - there's a word you don't hear every day.
Anyway here is the thing in all its glory .. the press release that is:
Earlier this month it was revealed Pop Star, Andy Scott-Lee, SHOCKED crew on photo shoots with his massive shlong (sic), now the man himself has finally confessed the real size of his headline-grabbing pecker…a whopping 13 inches!!
Asked by a journalist for 3Sixty Magazine what he wore in bed, Andy accidentally let it slip, in a midst of gasps, “I don’t usually wear anything in bed, I let it all hang out…all 13 inches of it…”
And that’s not all, Andy’s new Valentine’s single, Unforgettable (Out 11th February) is available to pre-order now by texting ANDY to 82822. All texts will automatically be entered into a draw to win a DATE with the man himself at top London restaurant, Embassy.
Married to former Liberty X singer, Michelle Heaton, Andy will wine and dine one lucky winner, MALE or FEMALE! So get texting guys!!
Will any PinkNews.co.uk readers be tantalised by a heterosexual man who is willing to discuss his genitals in a gay mag to sell records?
Well, if you DO decide to enter the competition and you win, do let us know.
We have questions.
sounds hot! i think im gonna text in now to win a day with such a well hung shlong!!!
Fx
Posted by: frankie | January 28, 2008 at 03:36 PM
hehe that sounds fun...always thought he was hot...all the more reason to watch the videos haha
Harry
Posted by: hubba bubba | January 28, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Let me just hurl into my bin - YUK!!!!!!
Why would anyone every find ASL in anyway attractive let alone enjoy his music...13-inches...I think he is confused with the decimilization system...
Posted by: Ryan Haynes | January 29, 2008 at 01:28 PM