Pete Wentz sex tape not a sex tape

Well first it was a sex tape,  just like the Paris Hilton one, but it turns out its just some clips from a movie.

THIS IS SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

But hey, even Perez Hilton gets stuff wrong. Even more amusing is the parody of the sex tape which you can see here:

Pete, of course, famously DID take pictures of his genitalia which were leaked all over the internet, but we aren't going to show you those. Oh no. You will have to find those yourself. Not that its difficult to. You kinda just Google it.