The man who loves cars. No, physically loves them

The Daily Telegraph is not usually noted for its whacky stories, which makes their coverage of this story all the more intriguing ....

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic"   feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white   Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla -  insisted that he was not "sick"   and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty   of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he   said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie   and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just   wonderful."

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Comments

[tubesteak]

If a dude loves cars, perhaps he should consider doing this process on the top of his car:

http://decentcommunity.org/2008/05/15/making-love-with-the-help-of-gigantic-vats-of-grease/

[William]

Hey, is he hurting anyone? No. So who cares if he rapes the cars.

[Joey]

I say good luck to him and his fellow car enthusiasts, don't understand it myself, but there are far worse things in this world to be worried about than this. And can we please not insult rape victims by calling this rape? He's using a giant piece of metal as a sex toy. No-one (man, woman, child, or animal) is getting hurt, therefore it's not rape.