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Kerry Katona's ex gives fashion advice

Did Brian McFadden really think he could get away with his ill founded, schoolboy comments about gay men recently?

During an interview on a New Zealand radio, Brian's thoughts turned to fashion.

According to the ex-Westlife crooner and former hubby of Kerry Katona, straight men shouldn't wear pink.

'Saying pink is a form of red is the same as saying homosexual is a form of male.’

Obviously the idiot didn't pay much attention at school, as pink is a form of red.

Not only is he totally ignorant of colour schemes, but he had forgotten about a certain gig in Melbourne recently where he had worn said colour.

After realising what a hypocritical buffoon he had been, he claimed the slur was a joke.

McFadden, via a statement from his publicist, told Confidential his pink thinking should not be taken out of context.

"To come to the conclusion that I am homophobic from these sentences is far from the truth," the statement read.

"Some of my friends and colleagues are gay and if I was truly homophobic then I have picked the wrong industry."

Finally a testament to Bryan McFadden’s idiocy: " no normal man should wear pink, only gay men should wear pink".

Dear, dear, dear Mr. McFadden.

Gay rumours are "hilarious" says twink actor

Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick

First it was Chace Crawford's people being all like "he is not a gay honest" - his publicist issued a statement in June saying the Gossip Girl hottie is "100 percent straight."

Now his co-star and room mate Ed Westwick has got in on the action.

"People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping," he told Page Six magazine.

"It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people."

Ed also took time to explain his technique when it comes to the ladies.

"I’ve never been someone who makes it my objective to go out and pick up chicks," he said.

"But I’ve met some fantastic ladies here.

"You know, those amazing conversations where you find yourself in a cafe talking until 2am and never see them again."

Quite.

So, science proves you CAN tell a gay just by looking!

A psychologist has spent ages doing a study that proves that you can tell a gay from a non-gay, just by looking. Sort of. Well, some of the time. A bit.

Nicholas Rule's study, published in last month's Journal of Experimental Social Psychology, involved the researcher getting 15 undergrads, showing them pictures of men, and asking them they thought said men were gays.

The study showed that the students correctly identified gays 60% of the time. So, just a bit more than half the time.

So, there you have it! Proof!

You know if someone's gay because they look gay, apart from when they're not, and you can tell if someone isn't gay when they look straight, apart from when they're not.

Brilliant.

Here's to you, Mrs Robinson

Iris Robinson, we at PinkNews.co.uk feel, is categorically not trying to seduce us.

In fact, the DUP MP has done her utmost to insult gays everywhere.

Really, it was only a matter of time until someone did a parody of the Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs Robinson" about her, considering the fact that she feels gays are worse than child abusers.

So, here, for your aural pleasure, is the version of "Mrs Robinson", by a delightful Belfast band called the Sons of Robert Mitchum.

Enjoy.

Ronaldo is a gay icon

Manchester United midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo is adored worldwide for his great ball skills.

Now he has received accolades for his talent outside of football.

An online survey of 3,000 gay men voted the Portuguese super-star the ultimate gay icon.

The award was handed out by GayGoldDiggers.uk.com, which is a dating website for the more affluent male.

The skilled winger received stiff competition from celebrities such as Elton John, Kylie Minogue and fellow United team-mate, David Beckham.

Kylie could only manage a second-place finish, while Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli predictably made the top five.

A spokesperson for GayGoldDiggers.com said “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and jewellery swung the votes his way.

"He looks like any gay man or woman’s dream.

"What with being Footballer of the Year, scoring 42 goals last season and former girlfriends saying he is talented off the pitch, he seems to have everything going for him.”

This has surely been Ronaldo's first score of the season and will look to retain the title when the survey is held next year.

David Beckham may also seek to improve on a disappointing seventh.

The top ten:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Kylie Minogue
3. Judy Garland
4. Elton John
5. Liza Minnelli
6. The Village People
7. David Beckham
8. George Michael
9. John Barrowman
10. Paul O'Grady

Actress claims she was first on the LiLo lesbian love-list

It appears that Samantha Ronson is not Lindsey Lohan's first lesbian love, according to ContactMusic.com.

Apparently the drug-addled star of 'Mean Girl's' had an amorous fling with Courtenay Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel.

Ms Semel claims they kept their affair secret because of the actress's fear of coming out to the world.

She says, "Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay's first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.

"At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.

"But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped."

Swedish men demand sex toys

Dear oh dear. Two Swedish chaps are up in arms about Swedish state-owned pharmacy chain Apoteket's new range of over-the-counter sex toys.

Yes, in Sweden, that most sexually-liberated of nations, sex toys are available from the pharmacy, which surely proves that masturbation is good for your health and most definitely won't make you go blind.

Anyway, the men have lodged a complaint to JamO, the Swedish Equal Opportunity Ombudsman.

Why? Because the poor darlings have found nothing for boys amongst the vibrators and vagina balls on offer.

'A woman with a dildo is seen as liberated, strong and independent, while a man with a blow-up plastic vagina is viewed as disgusting and perverted,' one of the men complained according to PageOneQ.com.

But Apoteket immediately passed the buck to sexist manufacturers.

'As I understand it, there are no products of good quality on the market for men,' said spokesperson Eva Fernvall.

Should there be such products specifically for men, then there is nothing stopping us from selling them.'

Lesbians demand more and better porn

A new survey of 5,000 women by GaydarGirls claims that lady-loving ladies are dissatisfied with the state of girl-on-girl porn.

70% of women said they would buy more porn if the sex was targeted properly at lesbians.

GaydarGirls spokeswoman Margaret Tapping said:

'Things are unlikely to change whilst the UK porn industry remains dominated by male American directors who think they know how to scratch our itch.

'This survey shows that they clearly don’t.'

Quite. But what, Margaret, does 'scratch our itch'?

Well, 82.2% of women want plenty of foreplay, 72.8%  want to see oral sex, and 68.8% want more clitoral stimulation.

Only half of the women, however, could be bothered with anticipation in porn films.  Looks like the girls want the good bits, and they want them NOW.

Sean Penn fooled by fake penis

Film star Sean Penn was taken aback at the size of Milk co-star James Franco's manhood during the filming of nude scenes.

Little did Penn know that Franco's little chap was in fact a fallacy (or perhaps phallus-y?).   

According to PostChronicle.com, Franco said to Penn: `Sean, you're such a great actor but you wouldn't do a scene like this if they asked you; you wouldn't dive into a pool naked.'

To which Penn replied: `Well James, if I was built like you, I would.'

I know. I thought it sounded like a gay porn script too.

Franco said: 'A couple of weeks later we did this scene, where we're both dancing and we're naked, and we both have prosthetic penises.

'He finally put it together that I'm wearing, like, the Boogie Nights prosthetic.'

LiLo and Sam Ronson - gay wedding rumours

 The latest buzz in Lindsay Lohan's life is that she and her oft-rumoured girlfriend Samantha Ronson plan to tie the knot. But Lindsay’s outspoken father Michael Lohan said he won’t be walking his daughter down the aisle for a gay wedding.

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” Michael said, according to MSNBC “She knows about my (Christian) faith… she just wouldn’t ask.”

While neither Lindsay, 22, nor Ronson, 30, has yet to confirm they are in a relationship, her father, an ex-con turned devout Christian, has spoken fairly openly about the purported love of Lindsay’s life.

When pictures of Lindsay and Ronson kissing and nuzzling surfaced from Cannes earlier this year, Michael told US Magazine that his daughter’s relationship with Ronson “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

But Michael went on to say “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false," Michael commented. Lindsay “is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

Recently, Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton outed Lindsay and Ronson during an on-camera interview with KNBC-TV regarding Los Angeles City Council hearings on clamping down on paparazzi.

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue [with the paparazzi],” Bratton said.

Ronson fired back at Bratton on her Facebook page posting, “Bratton talk less and do more.”

Lindsay, furious at L.A.P.D.’s top cop told TMZ reporters at Los Angeles International Airport Friday, “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

Since the war of words between Lindsay and Bratton, Internet rumours have surfaced that she and Ronson plan to take advantage of gay marriage in the Golden State, which became legal on June 17.

While Lindsay and Ronson have neither confirmed the marriage rumours or even their relationship, Michael, who's said he can’t support a lesbian relationship based on his Christian principles, does want the best for his daughter.

“I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path,” Michael said, according to MSNBC. “If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy.”

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