Brian wins Big Brother, bisexual Carole comes fifth

Tonight, Big Brother series 8 ended its 94-day run. The nation has been voting all week, the final votes have been counted and verified and host Davina McCall revealed that Brianis this year’s £100,000 winner.

When the voting lines closed, Brian had received 60.3% of the votes for the final two places.

On hearing the news Brian started to cry and looked stunned. The twins, Amanda and Sam, screamed as Brian said “come here” and gave them a big hug. Brian, with tears streaming down his face, said “I don’t deserve to win …. this is so mental”.

Runners-up Amanda & Sam hugged and kissed Brian before walking out of the Big Brother house. As they waved a final goodbye to the winner they called out “whistle for a hottie” and then made their way up the stairs hand in hand.

Earlier tonight during the 8:30pm show, it was announced that Liam finished in 3rd place, former Northern Line star, Ziggy in 4th place, bisexual Carole in 5th place and Jonty in 6th place.

This year Big Brother raised an approximate total of £244,208 for this year’s chosen charities: Crisis, Help the Hospices and Samaritans, with the money being split equally between the three. Phone votes this year cost 25p, with at least 10p from each phone vote going to the charities.

Following a series of premium rate telephone line scandals,  Channel 4  making any profit from the voting on the eighth series of Big Brother.

Jodie Marsh - more insulting nonsense

Oh dear. In a bit of trouble for being caught on camera using sickeningly homophobic language?

I got an idea, Jodie Marsh.

Why not push your boobs into the face of some hack from the Currant Bun and giggle a load of rubbish about how you think you might in fact be a little bit lesbian yourself, so that makes you throwing the word lesbian around as a term of abuse OK then.

"She kisses all her female friends and is unsure whether she is bisexual," reports The Sun.

"It’s just a girlie thing, not to please men," explained Jodie in  a naked attempt at damage limitation.

"There are women I fancy, like Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra, so maybe I am a bisexual - I don’t know."

Now, let's not go too far - remember, Jodie, your only audience is socially-retarded men.

"But men float my boat more than women." THERE we go.

Listen here you awful woman - you aren't getting out of calling a perfectly nice journalist who interviewed you: "lesbian, blatantly! That short hair! And butch, looks like a man" that easily!

Sexuality is not some choice, like deciding to wear pink shoes or have your face scrubbed orange.

This latest guff is embarrassing for everyone concerned, not to mention mortifying and insulting for actual bisexual people.

photo:james l@flickr.com

Jodie Marsh - nasty piece of work

For those of you who do not know, Jodie Marsh is one of the reasons we are so glad to be gay.

We will never wake up and find ourselves lying next to an orange, common, inflatable doll with a mouth like a sewer and the brain of a five-year-old. A low-rent version of Jordan - does it get any lower?

The Guardian reports this morning that the cerebral Ms Marsh, in the course of filming her vile new "documentary" about her "quest" to find a "husband," took time out from shoving her over-sized breasts out and pouting like an aged trout to slag off a freelance journalist who actually asked her some proper questions.

"I actually wanted to punch her in the face. Lesbian, blatantly! That short hair! And butch, looks like a man," she said, on camera.

No-one could ever accuse you of looking like a man, or indeed like a woman, Jodie.

Anyway - MTV left this little bit of footage in the reality show, which we applaud them for. It was insulting, homophobic, and shows just what an ugly person Jodie is.

Niki Shisler, author or therealjodiemarsh.com, an expose of the star, told The Guardian:

"It's an absolute typical response towards anyone she sees as criticising her. She's a bully and she's spiteful."

Boo!! We hate bullies.

photo: James L at flickr.com and the only one we could find that did not make us feel queasy ...

Big Brother homophobia

Channel 4 has defended itself against accusations that it treats gay slurs less seriously than racist language on reality show Big Brother.

On Sunday a female contestant called Liam a 'poof,' yet no action was taken against her.

More at http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-4840.html

BB loser's gayness may be an act

The father of ex Big Brother contestant Seany has said his son is only pretending to be gay.

Sean O'Kane, 47, spoke to The Star. First mistake. He said:

“My son’s not gay, it was all a game plan. But sadly it was one that backfired on him.

“I know he kissed Gerry but he is not gay. He was doing it for the cameras."

Aaaah, denial. Is there a stronger force in the world today?

Anyway, the 25-yea-old ginger joker told the tabloid he is actually gay! And he has now told his dad.

BB hetero snags more modelling

He has not even managed to get himself kicked out of the Big Brother house, yet heterosexual stud muffin has already been signed up for modelling gigs on the outside.

Zac Lichman, also known as Ziggy, will be the face, the remarkable simian face, of Lynx deodorant.

First they had Kelly Brook, then the waa-waa-waa-waa-waa thing, whatever that was, and now it is pixie-favced Ziggy.

It is not hard to see where Lynx sees its market share - somewhere along the M6.

Ziggy has been amusing no-one with his general ignorance of gay behaviour - something we might get exercised about if anyone was actually watching BB, which they aren't ...

Annoying Shabnam booted out of Big Brother

Since Tuesday, the public have been voting to decide whether Carole, Shabnam or Tracey should be the first housemate to be publicly evicted from the Big Brother house.

During tonight’s 10:00pm show, Davina McCall announced live to the house that the next person to be evicted would be Shabnam. She received 81.4% of the total votes cast, and had to leave the Big Brother house immediately to be greeted by Davina and the crowd outside.

On hearing the news, Shabnam said “I told you, I knew it. I knew it” before kissing and hugging her housemates. “I’ve had a blast” she said, as Charley started crying and hugging her. “You don’t deserve to go!” said Amanda.

“We’ll stay in touch. I’ll support you all. I love you all, don’t forget me” said Shabnam as she finally left the Big Brother house.

Earlier this evening in the 8:30pm show, four new male housemates arrived. Billi, 25, Brian, 19, Jonathan, 49, and Liam, 22, joined what was once an all-female house, meaning there are now seven male and eight female housemates in the Big Brother house.

One question: did anyone care enough to watch? We were glued to Britain's Got Talent.

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Big Brother straighteners war

A row erupted in the Big Brother house last night over hair straighteners.

Has Lewis from Any Queen Will Do been popping in and stealing them?

Apparently not.  Student Emily Parr and Posh Spice wannabe Chanelle Hayes argued over who should get priority.

Emily said:  “It's irrelevant how much hair you've got.

"I was just making a point. If you start giving people priority over luxuries in this house, they'll start expecting it of other things."

So long as you don’t blow it out of all proportion, eh love?

And into all this muddle and confusion, Big Brother are throwing a gay man.

18-year old Rylan Clark is a make-up artist from Essex, and has got a reputation for stirring. 

He claims to be friends with the notorious Nadia and ex-contestant Makosi. 

Oh my God! Hideous Big Brother sisters

Amanda and her twin (below) Sam, who were first into the Big Brother house, seem like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie wannabes.

They may appeal to the gay community but our immediate reaction was "bugger off you D-list wannabes."

Meanwhile, celeb clinger on, Charley, seemed to immediately annoy the audience.

Tracey looks odd but funny.

Lesley looks a little too intelligent to be joining this bunch of women

More later if we can stomach it especially if any lesbians appear in what's been dubbed Big Sister.

(Photos: Channel 4 Press & Publicity)